just follow me thru this...
imagine - what if you were poor. and not just poor but DIRT, BEYOND ANY HELP, LIKE FREGGIN' PSYCHO INSANELY poor?
do you see a little bit of yourself in him, the london bum?

nowhere to sleep? always worried in the night about your next meal?

well, goood news for you. i've derived a super cool, solid, bloody awesome plan to make your life totally better.
READY?
go to prision.
its as simple as that.

i'm serious.
why arent you listening to me?
look.
you're given food - you dont have to hunt no more.

you're given "bath time" - you dont have to stink any longer.
seriously.

you make new criminal friends that could teach you tactics on how to steal, after all people learn from their mistakes. you cant ask for better friends... come on.

the prison will assign you a job to do. now you can lift up your head with dignity and say "hey. i've got a job :) ", "me, a beggar? noooo. i have a pretty comfortable life."
here's the best part, with the advancement of technology, you're giving a whole array of prisons to choose from.
economy class for you perhaps?

or maybe a first class cell?

there's even budget cells. AMAZING!


so what are you waiting for? time to put crime to action! and get your butt in one of these absolutely free hotels that gives you a better lifestyle than just begging all the time.
do you know that begging is illegal in singapore?
yeh. you can get fined for begging.
so go to prision. stop wasting time. your life has only just begun.
crimes you can commit that will give you a life time prison-ship:
#1- culpable homicide not amounting to murder
#2- robbery + assualt
why not you go figure out. and if you manage to end up with the death sentence, guess what!
all your problems are solved then.
good luck poor people
red bull gives you wings..
xoxo



































